Dogs and Bunnies Rule

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By Enzo Bun

The Bunny Rules

Okay fine, we can get a bunny, but the bunny is not allowed inside the house. Okay fine, the bunny is allowed inside the house, but only in certain rooms. Okay fine, the bunny is allowed in all of the rooms, but he has to stay off the furniture. Okay fine, the bunny can get on our old furniture only, but nothing new. Fine, the bunny is allowed on all of our furniture, but he is not allowed on our bed. Fine, the bunny is allowed on our bed, but only when we invite him. Fine, the bunny can sleep on our bed whenever he wants, but he is not getting under the covers. Fine, the bunny can sleep under the covers on special occasions. Fine, the bunny can sleep under the covers every night if he wants to. No, I will not ask the bunny for permission to sleep under my own covers in my bed. Hi Bunbun, can I get under the covers with you and snuggle too? Okay fine, just for a little bit until you want me to get you a carrot.

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psoriasisreality 4 years ago

Too funny and so true!

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